Total Medals Earned: 259 (From 98 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,370 Points
Medals Earned: 6/21 (50/380 points)
Let's take this outside!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/430 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die before finishing your Slalom Race
Send your dead body over a Jump
Hit a Jump too slowly to get air
Ski competently enough to finish a Slalom Race
Butcher 5 Dogs in one game
Kill 5 Snowbaggers in one game
Paint the town Red in Style Mode
Run into 5 Snowmen in one game
Ski 10000m in one game
Finish a Slalom Race in under 60 seconds
Die in all 13 different ways
Become Monster food
Hit 20/20 gates in a Slalom Race
Score 100000 points in Style Mode
Get Ninja Fridge'd 3 lives in a row
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/340 points)
Defeat Shellbreaker!
Defeat Stompy!
Defeat Space Box!
Win the game!
Find 100% map!
Save Sun Snail!
Find 100% items!
Win Slug Mode!
Win in less than 30 minutes!
Win Boss Rush!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
Go to the Gameover Screen
Eat your first Green Snot
Click on the [You May Also Like Pimple Madness] Button
Eat 100 Snot
Win the game
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/210 points)
Find all pairs under 120 seconds
Get more than 4000 points
Get more than 8000 points
Find all pairs under 60 seconds
Get more than 12000 points
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/290 points)
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/135 points)
Achieve 1,000 points!
Achieve 1,500 points!
Achieve 2,000 points!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/145 points)
Thoroughly read the instructions like you should.
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